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Undefined The next-door neighbors wife !

Discussion in 'Homemade Slingshots' started by Clint, Jun 14, 2020.

By Clint on Jun 14, 2020 at 1:28 PM
  1. Clint

    Clint Veteran Member

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    So this car pulls up and this lady “ very handsome woman “ One like you would see in the picture above the bar in the western days very curvy well-built woman 50,s maybe !!!!!!! Get in trouble there !
    Very nice lady came with her hand out with some clay ammo and some marbles
    Thinking “o shit!!!! “ maybe shooting up in the trees not a good idea ! I killed her cat !
    Lol :)
    She said she Heard tell that she could get a slingshot if she wanted to get rid of some pest but wanted small and could “I” show her how to shoot not her husband or her kids
    So I pulled out a opfs and my long legged opfs and showed her not to be afraid
    She picked the fork out this morning I finished it . Very nice little shooter same size as opfs nice little Bear face on the bottom work as a finger lock spot
    She picked it up at nine and was shooting inside my barrel at 20 yards With in 10 min.
    Stuffed it in her bra “ lol not joking” smiled and got in her car ! Looked at me and said I owe u !!
    She was happy ! So I did the neighbors wife !!!! Lol and he knows it !!!!
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Discussion in 'Homemade Slingshots' started by Clint, Jun 14, 2020.

    1. Cruiser

      Cruiser Veteran Member

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      What dreams are made of
       
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    2. andypandy

      andypandy Well-Known Member

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      Clint you doggg! Who knew you were a ladies man
       
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    3. Big Ron

      Big Ron Veteran Member Staff Member Moderator

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      I started to think this was going to be a post better set for Hustler if it was still around:drool:;)
       
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    4. nsfc

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      Now youll be the one with the broken windows.
       
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    5. Flipgun

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      So, no picture of Lily Langtree huh?
       
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    6. Devils son in law

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      My neighbor asked if I had been sleeping with his wife, I told him "not a wink"!!
       
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    7. Clint

      Clint Veteran Member

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    8. Gingdude

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      Get into her boy....wtf is wrong with guys these days??
       
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    9. Jim S.

      Jim S. Veteran Member

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      Good looking natural and you will have to invite her back over to take some pictures , of her and the sling shot !!
       
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    10. remnar

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      Wow, you gave her the natural and it sounds like she can really handle it. Did you send this story into Penthouse? I think you have a chance of being published. :D
       
    11. Clint

      Clint Veteran Member

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      No no ! Her husband looks like a cross between stone cold Austin and Chuck Norris no thank you ! To old for that shit anyways !
       
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