honorary pie

More practice bro and quit shooting yourself. Lol

Cuz I sez so ???

@Dgui you been spending time on that urban dictionary?

that was a little bit left field.

what's the difference between an Oral Thermometer and a Rectal Thermometer ? ( The taste.....lol )

that is my mum's favorite joke ever. she's use any opportunity she can to espouse her colonic joke knowledge..

He can do it.

Wood wax for your neti pot?

HP with your thought process You are Light Years ahead of us.

What gets me is that at least 4 of you assholes liked this comment

Try 75feet. I do that all night long....... welll. There is a cheap solar yard light pointing towards it.

just a beer can, I often shoot from my patio at around 80 with a flashlight. or just during day hours,,, nobody knows when I'll find a few pocketed ammo that need shooting..

@honorary pie friend don’t fall from the patio.

Madam, I'm Adam..

Don't you mean "Madam, I'm pie man"? Oh wait...

The fear of palindromes, by the way, is called aibohphobia...

At least you ain't sore and bloody, and it is for beavers right.

actually I'm sore and bloody and I don't think any beavers will come. they have bigger better ponds close. it will however bring the bullfrogs, turkeys, deer, foxes, antelope, orangutans, breakfast cereals, bovines and herons.

Don't forget it will repel crack heads to !

Do it

My dad made me dig one when I was young, 3x3m and 1.8m at it's deepest, not fun and my mum went mental when she got home.

yeah, that's about what I'm going for. mostly just to drain water and find convenient fishing bait ..

hahah,,, the old tortoise is surpassed only by the young Bunny,. who will surely be an expert soon.. or exhaust his trigger finger asking questions.

That trigger finger will be exhausted when he discovers girls and we will miss him.

yup,, see ya in your 30's....

Lol.....nose picking first.

I just use my shop-vac.

I'm a digger!

hahahah, well, I tried ..

I thought you didn’t shoot plastic SlingShots? Uuhmmm?

evidently I do...

if there's a hair in my pie, I send it Straight back to the Chef!

If there's a hair in my pie .... It's probably my own :-\

Dried rabbit shit makes for good ammo.... and it's environmentally friendly!!

Punch his beard off.

Tang, what the astronuts drank in my time.

Ok thanks ill look at the winner hope they enjoy it

We all won! We all get to talk to Pie Man on the Zella app.!

I say boss, one of the main guys I sub contract for, he also lives on the same street as Boris Johnson if you know who he is.

I got what you're saying,,, sounds fancy.. I'm not really my own boss, I just play pretend .. one day I'll know who Boris Johnson is ..

Boris had some trippy mushroom lamps in his house in London. Look it up. @Mr Muz is house pink now or when he owned it?

Is it the same size after you hit it?

not always..

The target is always on edge, in fear. It never knows when, or where it will be struck, but it knows only one thing: it will be struck.

have you chosen yet its sunday :)

I think so,,, but in my insane work schedule, I've forgotten about it.. the winner will forgive my tardiness,, I'm sure the rest will too..

Will you announce it tomorrow

Yup but be careful where you put the peanut butter.

Be reckless with that peanut butter! The cougars will jump you......... lmfao.

Reading this made me most smart.

I think that’s still legal in Washington. I don’t know about Canada though.

Serves you right to suffer

it's almost unfair, this gift of imagery. my cat also likes doritos, potatoes, jujubes, he ain't picky,,, weird f uckin cat, but he ain't picky.

Written on the bathroom wall

And I was going to send you a pfs if you really sent me your number.

thats okay, I have a pfs.