Chuck Daehler

I'm from Hootin Holler, Ky, finally got on parole, rehab going well, make all my AAA meetings, just got saved Haleluja by Preacher Festus Flatulence Fuzbothum in Crucifiction, AL of The First Bible Belt Church By God of the Holy Macarel - FDIC, voting rights restored so I'm votin fer Tromp, green card restored, driver license restored but my car is still in impound, just got qualified for food stamps and free medicinal cannabis oil I sometimes put on salad. So now I'm living in a free church sponsored mission house with some other guys on rehab and parole with a free soup kitchen and TV set, attend all revivals and social hours afterwards with 2 cookies and a plastic glass of milk, got rid of my grow lights my friend was using while was in lock up and bought slingshot stuff with the money. The mission has a big back yard I shoot in, my leg GPS monitoring device got removed so now I can wear regular sox, I don't smoke, don't drink, don't chew, don't go with the girls who do, my group won the Bible. Learned how to make slingshots in prison out of carrots and underware elastic..I seen here they is stick shots. I got a good cell from our Warden, Ward W. Warren for inventing an edible hobby. Offense - serial insect sex offender. But I'm OK now except I still sweat some when I see a big beautiful sexy rhinoceros beatle and need C-oil cause I'm depressed with PTSS ...um...maybe it's PISST, well, some kinda syndrome thang. After I used too much of my free health-Obama-care Cannabis oil the other day I can't find my slingshot now so if you has one you don't need no mo please send it to:
Church of the Holy Macarel Mission
3234 Railroad St.
Crucifiction, Al Obama
C/O Preacher Festus
(We don't hav no pfone)
Oh, 1 mo thang, he has got to approve all my mail says my parole ociffer.
I could use some marbles too, my parole ociffer says I lost mine but he don't know I shot em all up. I haint asked him if its OK if I ken have a slingshot or not but Precher Festus only took it away onced when I had a little accident with the cook's butt, hers is perdy wide and it was windy.